Contest Entry : Russians in yo' face!My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Russians because you'll only end up with a nail in your face." I never quite understood his advice until one bank holiday Monday, I was gardening with my best friend Lara Croft. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was perfectly rectangular and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lara Croft saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!